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((Might be a little bit inactive for a while, life’s been kicking me in the pants lately. See you guys in a little while, hope to be back soon.))
[Attention Wily Numbers]
We have an uninvited guest on their way to the island. I’ve intercepted a transmission sent from our old friend Mikhail Cossack to his son - the Doctor will be arriving shortly.
All island residents are to report to battle stations. Do not go on the offensive until I instruct you otherwise. We will not be underestimating our opponents today.
Dinner is postponed until the situation is clear.
>DWN-016 Wood Man on standby, sir.
HEY IT AIN’T BAD ONCE YOU’VE TRIED IT. BUT HEY I DO CONSIDER WHAT I’M DESTROYIN’ AND IN THIS CASE THE TREES GOTTA GO.
I hope you’ll reconsider and choose differently in the future.
Because you were essentially ambushing something that could not fight back.
AND? I REALLY DON’T SEE THE BIG FUCKING DEAL IN REMOVING WHAT DOESN’T BELONG THERE TUBBY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ‘NATURE’ ‘BOTS. YOU’RE ALL INSANE.
But we don’t take pleasure in setting fire to and exploding everything.
LOOK, RATIONAL THINKING ISN’T SOMETHING I’M IN ANY STATE TO DO RIGHT NOW, OKAY
YOU CAN SHOVE ALL YOUR GODDAMN HIPPIE SHIT UP YOUR FAT ASS
How original.
Fine, I’ll leave you be. You don’t seem to be in the best of moods, anyways. Hope you feel better.
Couldn’t you have simply relocated yourself and your practice field?
RELOCATED? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT? THE LAND WAS ALREADY BUILT IN TO BEING A BATTLE GROUND. WHY SHOULD I JUST LET THE DAMN SHRUBS TAKE OVER WHAT’S MINE?
Because you were essentially ambushing something that could not fight back.
HA HA FUCKING HA
YES, THAT’S IT, RUB IT IN, WHY DON’T YOU
STUPID SEARCH, CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT EVERYONE HATING HIM FOR IT
LOOK, WOULD YOU RATHER I BLEW THE STINKIN’ TREES UP, OR KILLED WHATEVER HAPLESS LITTLE BASTARD I HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS NEXT?!
You’re getting off-topic.
HAH. HE WAS ONLY HELPIN’ ME REMOVE THE FOREST THAT WAS EATING AWAY AT MY PRACTICE FIELD. I THINK BLOWING SHIT IT UP WAS PRETTY HELPFUL.
Couldn’t you have simply relocated yourself and your practice field?
OH FOR-
LOOK, IT WAS JUST A BIT OF STRESS RELIEF, OKAY??
DON’T YOU START GOING INTO A GREAT BIG RANT ABOUT HOW TREES REALLY HAVE “FEELINGS” TOO!!
There are many other ways to relieve stress that does not include harming nature. You’re going to make many enemies for yourself, not that you haven’t already done that well enough.
